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Valentine's Day

Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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"You Fixed My Trainwreck of a Heart" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Asshole" Valentines Card

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"You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

"You're Fucking Fine" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Heart Lag" Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day Stud" Valentines Card

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"Let's Be Lonely Together" Valentines Card

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"You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

"You're a Total 10" Valentines Card

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"Not With You for the Money Because You Don't Have Any" Valentines Card

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"We Were a Match Made in Grindr" Valentines Card

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"I Love Our Flirt to Roast Ratio" Valentines Card

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"Are You a Mild Butter Chicken With a Plain Naan?" Valentines Card

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"Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

"Miss Ur Loads" Valentines Card

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"Shout Out to Your Bomb-ass Puss" Valentines Card

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"Not Even King Arthur Could Pull Me Out of You Tonight" Valentines Card

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"I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card

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"Country Boy, I Love You" Valentines Card

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"You Got a Cute Face, Chubby Waist, Thick Legs In Shape" Valentines Card

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"You're My Long Stabby Thing" Valentines Card

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"You're Like a Work of Art" Valentines Card

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"You Really Blitz My Chakras" Valentines Card

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"You're a Cracking Lass" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, But From a Safe Distance" Valentines Card

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"I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card

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"You Make My Ovaries Scream For Mercy" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Scream at Your Butt" Valentines Card

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"I Love You to the Couch and Back" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card

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"You're a Boss Ass Bitch" Valentines Card

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"If You Wanna Be My Lover" Valentines Card

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"I Got Issues and One of Them is Owbadineedjah" Valentines Card

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"I Miss Nutting in You" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Spend the Rest of My Life With You, Ya Dickhead" Valentines Card

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"Let's Turn That Dick Into a Sucked Dick" Valentines Card

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"Thanks for Being an Orgasm Donor" Valentines Card

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"I Want You to Crack My Back Like a Glowstick" Valentines Card

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"You're a Work of Art" Valentines Card

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"We Sure Are Cute for Two Ugly People" Valentines Card

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"You're a Ripper of a Bloke" Valentines Card

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"My Designated Sacrifice for Intruders" Valentines Card

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"I Know My Way Awound a Cwiterwis" Valentines Card

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"My Curtains r Waiting" Valentines Card

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"You Sure Beat Choking the Chicken" Valentines Card

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"We Go Together Like Alcohol and Depression" Valentines Card

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"#masc4masc" Valentines Card

"#masc4masc" Valentines Card

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"I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card

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"You Bring Tears To My Meat Pie" Valentines Card

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"You Survived My Post Nut Clarity" Valentines Card

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"Being With You Is Like My Very Own Squid Game" Valentines Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Ho" Valentines Card

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"You're My Coping Mechanism" Valentines Card

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