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Valentine's Day

Who needs hearts and flowers? Dive into our 200+ card collection of Valentine's Day cards – the antidote to cheesy romance. We've got sass, wit, and enough laughs to make Cupid jealous. Choose a card that says, 'I love you' and gets them snorting at the same time, because who said love can't have a punchline?

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"Cheers for the 'Gasms" Valentines Card

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"Can I Slytherin your Hufflepuff?" Valentines Card

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"Take Our Relationship as Seriously as Your Pokémon Cards" Valentines Card

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"I'm For Your Thighs Only" Valentines Card

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"We're Getting Drive-Thru and We're Doing It Twice" Valentines Card

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"I've Assigned Myself To Butter Your Muffin" Valentines Card

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"You Make Me Happy In My Pants" Valentines Card

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"Thanks for Ignoring All My Red Flags" Valentines Card

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"I'm Not With You For The Money, But It Bloody Helps" Valentines Card

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"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

"Romance is Dead?" Valentines Card

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"You Could Really Do A Lot Worse" Valentines Card

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"I Can't See Me Loving Nobody But You" Valentines Card

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"You Bring Out The Hoe In Me" Valentines Card

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"You're A Mess But I Love You" Valentines Card

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"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

"You Float My Boat" Valentines Card

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"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

"You're My Fucking Valentine" Valentines Card

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"I'm So Fwiggen in Wove With You" Valentines Card

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"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

"My Butt or Yours?" Valentines Card

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"My Lower Extremity Yearns For You" Valentines Card

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"This Card Is What 7 Inches Actually Looks Like" Greeting Card

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"You're So Gay" Valentines Card

"You're So Gay" Valentines Card

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"Let's Do Something Unholy Tonight" Valentines Card

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"Tonight You're Getting Dinner and a Blow" Valentines Card

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"You. Me. Bedroom. Now." Valentines Card

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"Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card

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"I Deleted Grindr For You" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

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"I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card

"I Love You To Bits" Valentines Card

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"Would You Still Love Me if I Was a Worm?" Valentines Card

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"I Promise The Best Is On Its Way" Valentines Card

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"You Cheated On Me In a Dream" Valentines Card

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"Dream Date, Warming My Cold Feet On Your Body" Valentines Card

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"I Wanna Respect You So Hard" Valentines Card

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"You Set My Goblet On Fire" Valentines Card

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"There Will Be No Safe Word Tonight" Valentines Card

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"In Possession of Swollen Goods" Valentines Card

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"What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

"What The Fuck, I Love You" Valentines Card

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"If Only You Could See Yourself Through My Eyes" Valentines Card

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"Can You Stop Breathing So Loudly?" Valentines Card

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"I Want Your Stimulus Package" Valentines Card

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"You're a Pure White Rose in a River of Shit and Piss" Valentines Card

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"Let's Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel" Valentines Card

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"You Warm My Cold, Dead Soul" Valentines Card

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"You're The Rarest I've Ever Pulled" Valentines Card

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"You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card

"You Brick Me Up" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, Ergh Cringe" Valentines Card

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"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

"I Want Your Cooties" Valentines Card

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"You're a Trainwreck But You're My Trainwreck" Valentines Card

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"Continue Looking at Our Phones" Valentines Card

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"Time To Spank That Big Butt of Yours" Valentines Card

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