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"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card
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"Thanks For Contributing To The Population Crisis" Newborn Card
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"Sorry Your Baby is a Cunt" Newborn Card
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"Don't Have Sex. You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card
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