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It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/greetingsfromhell.com.au\/pages\/contact-us\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":28953446776866,"sku":"EN0007","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/EN0007.jpg?v=1743725800"},{"product_id":"sorry-this-card-isnt-filled-with-nutella-greeting-card","title":"\"Sorry This Card Isn't Filled with Nutella\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 3px;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTAGS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/greetingsfromhell.com.au\/search?type=product\u0026amp;q=food\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tag food-tag\"\u003efood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"margin-top: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 3px;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003eA greeting card by Greetings From Hell, measuring 5 inch x 7 inch (12.7cm x 17.7cm). 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Laboriously handcrafted from smooth, matte white card and hinged for ease of opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-sm-3 text-center\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/envelope-icon.png?11082386098532141356\" alt=\"\" width=\"52px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes a recycled brown envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-sm-3 text-center\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/hand-icon_62e2676f-27d1-4b82-a4b6-8ed94bfec32f.png?11082386098532141356\" alt=\"\" width=\"42px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade in Brisbane, Australia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-sm-3 text-center\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/Open-Card_medium.png?v=1537057216\" alt=\"\" width=\"52px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's empty inside, just like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-sm-3 text-center\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/shipping-icon_281b454d-4b5a-4866-91db-7aef6496d8b8_medium.png?v=1537060183\" alt=\"\" width=\"62px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePostage calculated at checkout. 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