{"title":"Birthday Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBirthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of birthday \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/greetingsfromhell.au\/\"\u003egreeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e for just such an occasion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"happy-birthday-bitch","title":"\"Happy Birthday Bitch\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934788292,"sku":"B0001","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0001-HappyBirthdayBitch.jpg?v=1743727954"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-asshole","title":"\"Happy Birthday Asshole\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px;\" class=\"col-xs-12\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934768644,"sku":"B0002","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0002-HappyBirthdayAsshole.jpg?v=1743727953"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-cunt","title":"\"Happy Birthday Cunt\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934792900,"sku":"B0003","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0003-HappyBirthdayCunt.jpg?v=1743727951"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-dumbass","title":"\"Happy Birthday Dumbass\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934806212,"sku":"B0004","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0004-HappyBirthdayDumbass.jpg?v=1743727950"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-slut","title":"\"Happy Birthday Slut\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934826180,"sku":"B0005","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0005-HappyBirthdaySlut.jpg?v=1743727949"},{"product_id":"happy-fucking-whatever-greeting-card","title":"\"Happy Fucking Whatever\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px;\" class=\"col-xs-12\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934855428,"sku":"G0069","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/G0069-HappyFuckingWhatever.jpg?v=1743727947"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-dickhead-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Dickhead\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934803780,"sku":"B0006","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0006-HappyBirthdayDickhead.jpg?v=1743727924"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-four-eyes-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Four-Eyes\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934814148,"sku":"B0007","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0007-HappyBirthdayFour-Eyes.jpg?v=1743727923"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-nerd-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Nerd\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934820548,"sku":"B0008","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0008-HappyBirthdayNerd.jpg?v=1743727922"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-hipster-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Hipster\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934815748,"sku":"B0009","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0009-HappyBirthdayHipster.jpg?v=1743727920"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-nutsack-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Nutsack\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21935285700,"sku":"B0010","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0010-HappyBirthdayNutsack.jpg?v=1743727919"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-white-trash-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday White Trash\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934831556,"sku":"B0011","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0011-HappyBirthdayWhiteTrash.jpg?v=1743727917"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-finger-guns-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934749380,"sku":"B0012","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0012-HappyBirthdayFingerGuns.jpg?v=1743727916"},{"product_id":"christ-youre-getting-old-birthday-card","title":"\"Christ, You're Getting Old\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934672196,"sku":"B0013","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0013-Christ_You_reGettingOld.jpg?v=1743727915"},{"product_id":"maybe-you-should-hold-off-on-the-cake-birthday-card","title":"\"Maybe You Should Hold Off on the Cake\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934876356,"sku":"B0014","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0014-MaybeYouShouldHoldOffontheCake.jpg?v=1743727913"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-vegan-prick-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934842820,"sku":"B0015","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0015-HappyBirthdayYouVeganPrick.jpg?v=1743727903"},{"product_id":"to-you-and-your-latest-chin-birthday-card","title":"\"To You and Your Latest Chin\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934940484,"sku":"B0016","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0016-HappyBirthdayToYouAndYourLatestChin.jpg?v=1743727901"},{"product_id":"mystery-group-gift-greeting-card","title":"\"Mystery Group Gift\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original Christmas greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934970308,"sku":"G0073","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/G0073---Mystery-Group-Gift.jpg?v=1743727900"},{"product_id":"at-least-your-jokes-never-get-old-birthday-card","title":"\"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934643780,"sku":"B0017","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0017-AtLeastYourJokesNeverGetOld.jpg?v=1743727898"},{"product_id":"youre-impossible-to-shop-for-greeting-card","title":"\"You're Impossible to Shop For\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21935257476,"sku":"G0074","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/G0074_b31fea1e-7f58-49bd-aa36-db97dc814016.jpg?v=1743727897"},{"product_id":"youve-reached-your-peak-so-young-birthday-card","title":"\"You've Reached Your Peak So Young\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21935274820,"sku":"B0018","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0018-You_veReachedYourPeakSoYoung.jpg?v=1743727895"},{"product_id":"we-arent-close-enough-greeting-card","title":"\"We Aren't Close Enough\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original Christmas greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21935188740,"sku":"G0075","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/close-enough.jpg?v=1743727893"},{"product_id":"i-bought-this-two-hours-ago-greeting-card","title":"\"I Bought This Two Hours Ago\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px;\" class=\"col-xs-12\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934883332,"sku":"G0076","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/G0076---I-Bought-This-Two-Hours-Ago.jpg?v=1743727891"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-filthy-animal-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934834116,"sku":"B0019","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0019-HappyBirthdayYouFilthyAnimal.jpg?v=1743727889"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-piece-of-shit-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Piece of Shit\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934838020,"sku":"B0020","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0020-HappyBirthdayYouPieceofShit.jpg?v=1743727886"},{"product_id":"happy-second-sweet-sixteen-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Second Sweet Sixteen\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934863748,"sku":"B0021","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0021-HappySecondSweetSixteen.jpg?v=1743727883"},{"product_id":"another-year-another-birthday-birthday-card","title":"\"Another Year, Another Birthday\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934611652,"sku":"B0022","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0022-AnotherYear_AnotherBirthday.jpg?v=1743727882"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-headbangs","title":"\"Happy Birthday *Headbangs*\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934763652,"sku":"B0023","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0023-HappyBirthdayHeadbangs.jpg?v=1743727880"},{"product_id":"i-thought-you-were-much-older-birthday-card","title":"\"I Thought You Were Much Older\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934910020,"sku":"B0024","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0024-IThoughtYouWereMuchOlder.jpg?v=1743727879"},{"product_id":"sorry-this-card-isnt-gluten-free-greeting-card","title":"\"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934981316,"sku":"G0001","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/glutenfree.jpg?v=1743727874"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-hoe-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Hoe\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934817284,"sku":"B0025","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0025-HappyBirthdayHoe.jpg?v=1743727873"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-boofhead-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Boofhead\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934789572,"sku":"B0026","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0026-HappyBirthdayBoofhead.jpg?v=1743727872"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-smart-ass-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Smart-Ass\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934828164,"sku":"B0027","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0027-HappyBirthdaySmart-Ass.jpg?v=1743727871"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-shit-for-brains-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Shit for Brains\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934824900,"sku":"B0028","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0028-HappyBirthdayShitforBrains.jpg?v=1743727869"},{"product_id":"token-of-my-poverty-greeting-card","title":"\"Token of My Poverty\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original Christmas greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21935185028,"sku":"G0002","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/G0002.jpg?v=1743727868"},{"product_id":"if-you-were-a-dog-youd-be-dead-birthday-card","title":"\"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934723332,"sku":"B0029","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0029-IfYouWereaDog_You_dBeDead.jpg?v=1743727864"},{"product_id":"bleak-wasteland-birthday-card","title":"\"Bleak, Barren Wasteland\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934646020,"sku":"B0030","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0030-Bleak_BarrenWasteland.jpg?v=1743727863"},{"product_id":"herpey-birthday-birthday-card","title":"\"Herpey Birthday\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25045072904,"sku":"B0031","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0031-HerpeyBirthday.jpg?v=1743727847"},{"product_id":"to-my-favourite-twin-birthday-card","title":"\"To My Favourite Twin\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25045159880,"sku":"B0032","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0032-ToMyFavouriteTwin.jpg?v=1743727845"},{"product_id":"second-favourite-twin-birthday-card","title":"\"To My Second Favourite Twin\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25045205320,"sku":"B0033","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0033-ToMySecondFavouriteTwin.jpg?v=1743727844"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-smelly-hippy-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Smelly Hippy\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25045231944,"sku":"B0034","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0034-HappyBirthdayYouSmellyHippy.jpg?v=1743727842"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-narcissistic-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Narcissistic Bitch\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25045265096,"sku":"B0035","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0035-HappyBirthdayYouNarcissisticBitch.jpg?v=1743727841"},{"product_id":"youre-here-youre-queer-birthday-card","title":"\"You're Here, You're Queer\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25045362952,"sku":"B0036","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0036-You_reHere_You_reQueer.jpg?v=1743727840"},{"product_id":"youre-lucky-i-even-turned-up-greeting-card","title":"\"You're Lucky I Even Turned Up\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25045905288,"sku":"G0077","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/you_re-lucky.jpg?v=1743727839"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-wanker-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Wanker\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25046003464,"sku":"B0037","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0037-HappyBirthdayWanker.jpg?v=1743727838"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-little-dick-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Little Dick\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25046102920,"sku":"B0038","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0038-HappyBirthdayLittleDick.jpg?v=1743727836"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-twat-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Twat\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25046291848,"sku":"B0039","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0039-HappyBirthdayTwat.jpg?v=1743727835"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-knob-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday Knob\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25046301064,"sku":"B0040","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0040-HappyBirthdayKnob.jpg?v=1743727834"},{"product_id":"didnt-you-have-a-birthday-last-year-birthday-card","title":"\"Didn't You Have a Birthday Last Year?\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25052383112,"sku":"B0041","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0041-Didn_tYouHaveaBirthdayLastYear.jpg?v=1743727833"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-magnificent-bastard-birthday-card","title":"\"Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard\" Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original birthday greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25052393736,"sku":"B0042","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/B0042-HappyBirthdayYouMagnificentBastard.jpg?v=1743727832"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/collections\/birthday.jpg?v=1743987554","url":"https:\/\/greetingsfromhell.au\/collections\/birthday\/greeting-card.oembed?page=6","provider":"Greetings From Hell","version":"1.0","type":"link"}