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It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21934655172,"sku":"F0003","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/F0003.jpg?v=1743727904"},{"product_id":"please-dont-leave-me-with-these-idiots-farewell-card","title":"\"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots\" Farewell Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original farewell greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25052430280,"sku":"F0004","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/F0004.jpg?v=1743727831"},{"product_id":"oh-youre-still-here-farewell-card","title":"\"Oh, You're Still Here?\" Farewell Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original farewell greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25052459656,"sku":"F0005","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/F0005.jpg?v=1743727829"},{"product_id":"fuck-off-already-farewell-card","title":"\"Fuck Off Already\" Farewell Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original farewell greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":25546696072,"sku":"F0006","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/F0006.jpg?v=1743727809"},{"product_id":"au-revoir-bitch-farewell-card","title":"\"Au Revoir Bitch\" Farewell Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original farewell greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. 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It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith it's bold and colorful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35742993873,"sku":"F0010","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/products\/F0010.jpg?v=1743727458"},{"product_id":"youre-really-going-places-farewell-card","title":"\"You're Really Going Places\" Farewell Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-sm-7 description-text\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003eA farewell greeting card by Greetings From Hell (5in x 7in). Handmade in hell from matte white, hinged card. 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It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":38698910097,"sku":"R0003","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/R0003.jpg?v=1743727341"},{"product_id":"we-all-thought-you-retired-years-ago-retirement-card","title":"\"We All Thought You Retired Years Ago\" Retirement Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original retirement greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":38698997585,"sku":"R0004","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/R0004.jpg?v=1743727339"},{"product_id":"have-a-super-retirement-retirement-card","title":"\"Have a Super Retirement\" Retirement Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original retirement greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":38699060369,"sku":"R0005","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/R0005.jpg?v=1743727338"},{"product_id":"youre-fucking-retiring-retirement-card","title":"\"You're Fucking Retiring\" Retirement Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original retirement greeting card. Measuring 5 x 7 inches, this card is crafted on 300gsm card for a high-quality matte finish. It's blank inside and bundled with a brown envelope. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its bold and colourful design, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Greetings From Hell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":38699136849,"sku":"R0006","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5871\/files\/R0006.jpg?v=1743727336"},{"product_id":"you-definitely-look-retired-retirement-card","title":"\"You Definitely Look Retired\" Retirement Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px;\" class=\"col-xs-12\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vibrant and hilarious Greetings From Hell original \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/greetingsfromhell.au\/collections\/retirement\"\u003eretirement greeting card\u003c\/a\u003e. 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